someone give this dude a medal
Tracks
Patrick sees much more than we do.
we-who-swear-in-the-angels-name:
I’M 600% DONE.
OMFG I nearly spit Coke on my students taking a practice test
The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
someone saying that they’ve missed you
or that they appreciate you
or that something reminded them of you
basically someone making you feel that they’ve thought of you and that you being around means something to them
(Source: jaclcfrost)
(Source: rorybbellows)
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Track Name
Oops I Did It Again (voice impression attempt)
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Artist
Sam 'Apitong' Zabala
So my mom told me to record a song for her. She didn’t give specific instructions like what kind of song and she didn’t tell me not to fool around while singing, so there.. now’s my chance to do some impressions
(by order)
Britney Spears
Vanessa Hudgens
Angelica Pickles
Raven
Isabella
Bubbles
Scuttle
My dad’s GPS
Me
Do you have magic voice powers?
Always reblog!!!!
I lost it at Scuttle
How the Logic of "Friendzoning" Would Work If Applied in Other Instances:
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*Man walks into a store and finds employee*
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Man:
Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
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Employee:
Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
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Man:
I never filled out an application.
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Employee:
Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
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Man:
No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
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Employee:
Well, but that doesn't-
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Man:
AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
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Employee:
But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
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Man:
OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
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Employee:
Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
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Man:
Well no, but what does that matter?
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Employee:
...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
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Man:
Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
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Employee:
That...doesn't make any sense.
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Man:
NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
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Employee:
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Man:
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Employee:
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Man:
Fuck you, slut.
Raven was the original Nicki Minaj.
It’s like she saw the future or something
